You know that moment when everyone around you is getting sick, and you’re like “omg I hope I don’t get sick”
So then you start doing crazy things like drinking Echinacea and apple cider vinegar (all while it casually tastes like foot, vinegar, dirt, and other bitter nasty stuff). Not that I have a firsthand experience actually tasting any of these things.
And then you start sanitizing your cell phone, head phones, hands, keyboard..car keys.
And then you slowly avoid contact with people that sneeze, even though they reassure you it’s just seasonal allergies…
And then you get paranoid that the machines at the gym have staff, strep, flu, and mad cow disease all over them.
And then you give up and just say “pssh I am not going to get sick, there’s NO way! I am soo clean.”
And BOOM. You wake up at 4:30 am with a throat that hardly opens, upset stomach, and all you can do is shake your head.
Story of my life.
Happy Tuesday everyone!
Can someone give me peace of mind and tell me I am not the only cray person in the world? I think I am a germ-a-phobe.